: in a series of small, unimportant facts. 

I tell stories. Sometimes, those stories give the gift of life to inanimate consumer goods & services. 
 

I was born to anti-capitalize, but hired to advertise. 

I'm inspired by almost anything (don't ask me about sports though).

I 🖤 mixed metaphors, media, & single minded messages.*** 

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